April 1, 2008
Tonight when Ivo was taking a bath with Tiny Alligator... oh, you don't know him? Well, GET to know him! He sings, he dances! He tastes like chicken! He is a tiny lizard that is made in China... and that's all you really need to know. Let's start again. Tonight when Ivo was taking a bath with Tiny Alligator, he started peeing in the bath. I knew because he stopped mid-rant and stared at his pee pee or wee wee or whatever you call it. He pointed there and said, "Poo poo!" I was like, all, "no that's pee pee" but he was like "nope!". He kills me with the "nope!" business. It's not "no", it's "nope!" Ha. Then he directed Tiny Alligator's tiny made-in-China mouth down there, and said, "Tiny Alligator eating a tiny bite of poo poo!" Poor tiny piss drinking alligator. At least it's only a tiny bite of baby pee.
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Oh I remember Tiny Alligator. I think he has a taste for the pee pee. No wonder he hangs around Ivo's tub - the most fun place in town.
I can't stop laughing, and it will be your fault if today, in the middle of a meeting, I start thinking about "Poor tiny piss drinking alligator" and bust out laughing.
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