Today he just kept rolling over onto his stomach and then crying furiously. When I would go to rescue him, and put him back on his back, or sit him up, propped on my lap, or on a pillow, he would want to dive bomb back onto the floor, so he could roll over onto his stomach and cry. What the hell? Kids seem to be possessed by little demons that make them do stuff, and even THEY don't know how to handle it. "Why am I doing this?" Generations of babies are whispering in their heads, ROLL OVER, DO IT NOW. And then when they roll over, all the angels sing and play electric guitars and that freaks him out and he cries. And then it's an extreme nap attack. And that's just Wednesday.
November 15, 2006
Today he just kept rolling over onto his stomach and then crying furiously. When I would go to rescue him, and put him back on his back, or sit him up, propped on my lap, or on a pillow, he would want to dive bomb back onto the floor, so he could roll over onto his stomach and cry. What the hell? Kids seem to be possessed by little demons that make them do stuff, and even THEY don't know how to handle it. "Why am I doing this?" Generations of babies are whispering in their heads, ROLL OVER, DO IT NOW. And then when they roll over, all the angels sing and play electric guitars and that freaks him out and he cries. And then it's an extreme nap attack. And that's just Wednesday.
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man, i tried Ivo's roll over onto your belly tactic in my staff meeting this AM and it did NOT get the response i was looking for! darn it! i wanted someone to prop me up so i could rinse, lather, repeat! these babies got special secret voices singing in their eardrums - i wanna hear!
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