ON THE SWING! I'M ON THE SWING!
WHAT'S THAT SOUND? A TRUCK? A PLANE? A CRAZY LADY AT THE PARK WITH A LABRADOR? A JUNKIE?
BOOM. I'M ON THE GROUND. (I helped him down, y'all.)
OH MY GOD NOW I'M EATING A TWIG! Or is it a syringe?Today we met a crazy lady at the park who told me that her (crazy) dog had found needles at this park. Jesus. That's not what a mother wants to hear. Ivo doesn't walk without a finger in each hand so it's unlikely that he would uncover any needles without my knowing about it, but THANKS CRAZY LADY! We'll see you again at Needle Park!
In other news, I experienced my first "poop in the bath". Yikes. But after we got over that hurdle, Ivo drank his bottle and rolled over to sleep. After clapping twice. Drink bottle. Clap. Clap. Sleep.
CLAP ON, CLAP OFF, THE CLAPPER!
1 comment:
aieee! needle park! be careful baby ivo!!! oh, the dreaded poop in the bath - i think i remember doing my own first poop in the bath - it was a glorious day! honest, it was! i recall it feeling very luxurious!
xoxo
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