I can't believe we have a baby. Giving birth was THE craziest thing ever. For the c-section you are numb, but you are still awake and can feel them tugging and cutting and yanking the baby out of you, and then you just hear a big cry, and he's there. He has big balls and a weird uncircumcised dick and his gums are funny like something from under the ocean and when they first take a shit, it's GREEN. Oh yeah, and I have a huge scar on my very lower belly that looks like a smiley face. AND he takes a LOT of attention and patience and gentleness. He is so very tiny. I already feel like he's growing up too fast. I want to keep him this little forever!
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